why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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