It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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