dude i'm inner monologue high
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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