Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
