thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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