She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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