PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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