ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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