we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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