And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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