Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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