Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Randomize
