I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it was like his penis was on wheels.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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