Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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