Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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