Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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