she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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