Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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