he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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