How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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