she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Couch. On fire.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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