I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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