I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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