good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
