Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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