dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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