So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
ttyl tear gas
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
