Your mouth is God's brothel.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
