How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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