dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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