so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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