His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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