We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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