Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
