dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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