So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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