So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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