Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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