Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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