things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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