? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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