yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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