Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Randomize
