I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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