Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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