So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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