no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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