it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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