pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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