1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
