Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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